5 Worst Ways To Die

Okay, using Pivot, I would like help from you guys to make a YouTube video called "5 Worst Ways To Die". I already thought up three ways. tell me what you guys think:

1. Little kid gets excited to see Super Mario live and in person. Mario drop kicks the kid and he dies.
2. Little children are poking the Dough Boy, he gets upset and pulls out at gun and shoots them.
3. Some random stick dude walking outside. All of a sudden a hot girl comes by, and he gets a, well, you know. Then lightning strikes him and cuts it off. And then he dies.

Well, that last one if pretty cruel, but funny. So if anyone would like to help, I'm open to all suggestions and animations. You will receive credit at the end of the video, I promise.

ummm, very VERY VERY VEEEERRRRY! violent. i think we should try to make it at least random & kinda funny.

lol I guess I'll have to agree with you. But is the Mario OK? And will you help? I suck a Pivot.

This is a .stk that I made to look kind of like a child's drawing.
http://www.rocketsoft.gm-school.uni.cc/uploads/kid.stk